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Digital Vassals: Why the EU’s Big Mouth Is a Suicide Note

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Ronny Roethof
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Ronny Roethof
A security-minded sysadmin who fights corporate BS with open source weapons and sarcasm
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The Greenland Situation: A Delusion
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It’s January 2026. The post-war fantasy is dead. Trump isn’t just posting. Greenland is being discussed as an acquisition target. A Special Envoy is in Copenhagen. After Venezuela, nobody thinks this is a joke. The US has shown it will rewrite sovereignty when it wants to.

Europe’s response? Moral outrage. NATO solidarity statements. Threats to close bases or cut cables. It’s a bluff. Europe is threatening physical retaliation while running on digital infrastructure it doesn’t control.

The Hyperscaler Trap
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Retaliation won’t be an explosion. It will be:

  • “Support unavailable due to compliance.”
  • “Administrative access restricted.”
  • “Identity services suspended.”

Systems stay up. You just can’t log in.

We Have Seen This Before
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This isn’t theory. When Cloudflare, AWS or Azure go down, the economy stops. Not because of bombs, but because of centralization. When Broadcom bought VMware, we saw how fast “enterprise trust” dies when ownership changes. Centralization is leverage. Jurisdiction is power.

Denmark’s Bunker: Why NixOS Matters
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This is why Denmark’s Road Traffic Authority moving to NixOS is the only serious move on the board. It’s not about “open source.” It’s about operational sovereignty. NixOS changes the power dynamic because it is declarative. The entire system—users, services, firewalls, packages, is defined as code.

1. Declarative Systems Are Auditable
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  • No hidden state.
  • No drift.
  • No vendor secrets.
  • You can verify exactly what is running.

2. Reproducibility Is Independence
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Traditional systems rely on trusting the vendor’s update channel. NixOS relies on math. Same inputs = same system. Anywhere. If the US applies pressure, you don’t negotiate. You redeploy to hardware you control.

3. Rollbacks Neutralize Weapons
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Updates can be weaponized to break compliance or add backdoors. In NixOS, every change is atomic. If an update is hostile, you revert instantly.

The Verdict
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America is playing landlord. Europe is realizing it doesn’t own the house. Denmark is building a lifeboat with NixOS. The rest of Europe is arguing about the curtains.

In 2026, if you don’t control your configuration, identity, and updates, you don’t control your country.

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